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Hey Jimmy, get those dirty dickbeaters of yours off my desk!
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Person who's job it is to corral or otherwise guide a group of "slow or special people" while they are being transported from place-to-place (usually via foot).
While at the zoo, I saw a tard wrangler attempting to wrangle a stray tard when he bolted from the group near the monkey cage.
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A case of beer, containing 24 cans, hence, two four
Jack went to the party with a two four, and ended up chundering all over the dining room table
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A single, long turd that is just barely visible in the bottom of the toliet. The turd is left for discovery by the next user of the device. Like a dragon in its cave...
I discovered a big sleeping dragon in the toliet this morning after my roomate left.
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