New Hampshire hotpocket

Taking a dump in a woman's mouth then proceeding to oral

SQ- I gave your mom a New Hampshire hotpocket last night.
The Lobstah- SQ, you're a tool...

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HM Whore

A pokemon you use multiple HM's on to keep from teaching bad, irremovable attacks to higher level, good pokemon.

Kindergartner#1-"I hate having to bring four bad pokemon into victory road just to get past it's puzzles."
Kindergartner#2-"Just bring along an HM whore. That way you have space for good pokemon."

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