Wales

Winners of the Triple Crown, Grand Slam and Six Nations 2005.

Wales 11-9 England
Italy 8-38 Wales
France 18-24 Wales
Scotland 22-46 Wales
Wales 32-20 Ireland

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Welsh

Once-dead language, slowly being revived by the magic of political correctness in the UK. Sounds like an aggressive swan reciting the poetry of the Angels. One of the languages the Elves spoke in "Lord of the Rings" was based on Welsh.

Like the Elves (to borrow an inappropriate analogy), the Welsh language has been separated over the years, into the "Welsh" North Welsh and the "English" South Welsh.

Mae hen wlad fy nhadau yn annwyl i mi
Gwlad beirdd a chantorion, enwogion o fri
Ei gwrol ryfelwyr, gwladgarwyr tra mad
Tros ryddid gollasant eu gwaed

Gwlad, gwlad, pleidiol wyf i'm gwlad
Tra mor yn fur i'r bur hoff bau
O bydded i'r hen iaith barhau

Hen Gymru fynyddig, paradwys y bardd
Pob dyffryn, pob clogwyn i'm golwg sydd hardd
Trwy deimlad gwladgarol, mor swynol yw si
Ei nentydd, afonydd, i mi

Os treisiodd y gelyn fy ngwlad tan ei droed
Mae hen iaith y Cymry mor fyw ag erioed
Ni luddiwyd yr awen gan erchyll law brad
Na thelyn berseiniol fy ngwlad

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foof

The word everybody older than me used instead of "vagina" until I was about sixteen. I still use it now, probably due to force of habit. Even when I'm talking dirty to my missus.

Me: "Does that make your foof feel good?"
Missus: "My what?"
Me: "Too late, anyway."

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i totally already know that

A stock response to anything glaringly obvious and/or ridiculously paranoid that somebody high might say. Sounds genuine to a stoner but has a mocking undertone from which sober people can draw amusement. Derived from an episode of Sealab 2021, a stoner favorite.

Sparks: "Marduk, you totally rule"
Marduk: "I totally already know that"

Stoner: "McDonalds is totally responsible for like, two point eight billion deaths from starvation in Canada alone"
Sober guy: "I totally already know that."

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