Hong Kong shlong

The Hong Kong shlong is a man who constantly beats his meat, similar to a coomer, but he beats it so much and so violently that it could be compared to China’s police beating Hong Kong protesters

Bro I’ve got a Hong Kong shlong, literally my balls turned purple

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Shcoup

A large amount of a sticky, thick, or goopy substance.

Dude last night I busted a shcoup

Ah crap the hand sanitizer gave me a shcoup