exbrat

(Noun)

An Exbrat is the child of an expat; stereotypically the wealthy offspring of expatriates.

A play on Expat, the informal abbreviation of expatriate.

My sister and her husband live in UAE and their exbrats attend the international school in Dubai.

Uniface

When a couple has been together for too long and start to resemble each other. Not just in how they act or dress but actually physical similarities.

Owners and pets can have the same problems.

Nora and Ben have been together for 60 years. Nora and Ben have the same face. Ben is slightly taller than Nora and Nora has a vagina.

Nora and Ben have a Uniface

Thrediquette

Noun

The customary code of polite communication through text, and also concerning images and video, when conversing on messaging apps and email threads.

It is good thrediquette not to talk about hookers in the family thread.

It’s bad thrediquette to bounce from one thread to another as it confuses people.

“Your poor knowledge of thrediquette led to you send a dickpic to everyone on the office Watsapp and now you’re fired”

Phone Wanker

Someone with an overwhelming obsession with their phone, phone related apps and equipment. Someone with a new phone who is generally a boring person with nothing relevant or interesting to talk about. Someone with an aggressive need to show you their phone and tell you about its uninteresting attachments.

Look at my new phone, it has an app that comes up with interesting phone related conversation starters. Check out how much music my phone has! Why would I want to sleep with you when, instead we can talk about how much memory my phone has. I have no personality but my phone can be used as a metal detector. I am a complete Phone Wanker!

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