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Closet Nymph

A girl who appears to be a prude, innocent, and conservative, but in reality she thinks of sex all the time and pictures dirty scenarios in her head throughout the day.

Stephanie: I literally can't stop thinking about sex, its all I can think about.

Jasmine: I know exactly what you're going through, I have had sex dreams for 2 weeks in a row. I'm such a closet nymph.

by The Secret Prude October 29, 2012

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Kissually frustrated

Happens to people with virgin lips. Occurs when one has an extreme desire to kiss someone which eventually leads to frustration from being so deprived.

Niyatha: Guys I just want someone to like me.
Stephanie: Ugh I know! We need to have our first kiss already.
Jasmine: I'm so kissually frustrated it's not even funny!!

by The Secret Prude November 25, 2012


Ho Ki

A fake name used for a Facebook profile. Usually a name that is used to stay under cover on Facebook. Can often be called "low-key Ho Ki"

Steph: Hey Paulina have you talked to Ho Ki today?
Paulina: Ohhh you mean low-key Ho Ki? Yeah she is my bff

by The Secret Prude March 30, 2011

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