Domesticated

When someone gradually descends into the rabbit hole known as pet play

"Girl are u okay?"
"I ams more than oki I have been domesticated by mah wife >0<"

Fartbuckle

The legendary goblin who saved their friends from a magic crystal

Person 1- Have you heard of Fartbuckles passing
Person 2- NOOOOOO Fartbuckle
Person 3- RIP Fartbuckle
Person 4- who tf is Fartbuckle?
Peoples 1,2, and 3 in unison- Shut up I can't afford to think about this for much longer!