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/kwagmyer/ - noun
a person you'd prefer not to be around and who you really donât want to be stuck talking to alone at a party because:
1.) they are impossible to read, and you can never figure out whatâs really going on with them
2.) they will lead you into awkward, complex, and sticky situations where youâll somehow end up knee deep in shit that isn't even yours
Example #1
"Bertha's been a total quagmire lately! I never know if sheâs happy or pissed off, does she want me to talk to her or should I just shut up?!â
Example #2
Michelle " So how was the party last night, did you have fun?" Jody "Yeah it was super fun...until I got stuck talking to this quagmire. One minute I'm having a drink and chatting next thing I know, I'm in the backyard, mud wrestling a midget on a slip-and-slip!" Michelle "What the actual fuck...?" Jody "I don't wanna talk about it anymore..."
When a women thinks with her vagina instead of her brain
If I wasn't such a vagenius I could've finished this presentation days ago
"Hey what's up with Anna lately? All she talks about is that new guys she's been hooking up with" "Ya she's being a total vagenius"
copious amounts of fluid streaming profusly from ones pores. In smaller confined spaces schweat can have a sprinkler like affect causing everyone in the room to become moist
i danced so hard I'm covered in schweat. It's so hot and schweaty in here. I'm so high i'm schweating all over the place
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