Sal Vulcano

Tonight's Big Loser

Murr: Sal Vulcano, you're Tonight's Big Loser
Sal: Fuck

Kim Jong-un

The Proclaimed Supreme Leader of the nation of North Korea. Kim Jong-un is only the 3rd Leader of North Korea because North Korea is a Communist country, which means the United States are Triggered.

United States: We have a President
United Kingdom: We have a Prime Minister
Germany: We have a Chancellor
Saudi Arabia: We have a King
North Korea: We have the Dear Respected Comrade Kim Jong-un, Chairman of the Workers' Party of Korea, Chairman of State Affairs Commission of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea and Supreme Commander of the Korean People's Army.
United States, United Kingdom, Germany, and Saudi Arabia: *Stares at North Korea*

Thanos

A Purple Dude that wants to destroy Half of the Universe for some reason.

Hitler: We need to kill all of the Jews
Homie: Just like how Thanos wants to kill half the Universe?
Hitler: Wait, what?

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Adolfo

The Spanish Version of the German name Adolf. Unlike Adolf, Adolfo hasn't been ruined by an infamous Dictator.

Adolfo: My Name is Adolfo
Libtard: OH, SO YOUR NAME IS INFLUENCED BY ADOLF HITLER?!
Adolfo: No Dumbass

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