Barch

Barch, v. 1. A variant form of sexual assault; 2. The act of unexpectedly biting out the asshole of a victim and then spitting it into his or her mouth whilst screaming.

1. I will barch your mother.
2. My phys ed teacher was arraigned on charges for barching a minor.
3. Every time we play Cold Storage, I'm constantly getting barched by stickies.