Soup flavoured soup

Soup flavoured soup is a mystery is all, but soup flavoured soup is really just water. Soup without flavour - stockcube water. Flavourless stockcube water? Water. Soup flavoured soup is actually bitterly disappointing; don't buy it. You're wasting your money - take it from someone who knows.

Soup flavoured soup is boring - where's the alcohol at?

Soup flavoured soup is a deceit.

Don't buy soup flavoured soup; you're wasting your money.

Soup flavoured soup helps keep you hydrated - don't forget to bring it to the gym on hot days!

You are soup flavoured soup.