A chicken for every pot to piss in

Although a seemingly harmless and fun mash-up of two phrases (Herbert Hoover's campaign promise of prosperity "A chicken in every pot" and it's counterpart phrase, "He/she doesn't have a pot to piss in" meaning the poor bastard/bastardette is beyond broke), this phrase actually refers to those who will put a chicken in a pot for no good reason other than to urinate on the postmortem bird (sometimes referred to as "Chissing").

In a perfect world, Pierre Michel would have a chicken for every pot to piss in just so he wouldn't be alone in his deviance working the graveyard shift at the chicken restaurant.

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Goat kicker

One who kicks goats.

Danny is a goat kicker.

Brown Friday

The day after Thanksgiving when toilets across America scream and cry out for mercy.

Redneck Dan: Man... I ate so much of that danged Turducken and partied it down the hatch with them two cases of Red, White and Blur and Pabst beer that my danged toilet is quakin' at the thought of Brown Friday.

Dirty Octopus

A "Dirty Octopus" occurs when one has heaving bouts of diarrhea mixed with a lack of common decency and access to a (preferably crowded) swimming pool. Much like an octopus uses it's "ink" as a self defense/camouflaging mechanism, the subhuman who leaves a "Dirty Octopus" in the pool does so via projectile diarrhea whilst swimming below the surface thus leaving an ever expanding, anal shite cloud behind in their damaging wake causing inordinate amounts of psychically traumatic, human collateral damage.

Ah dude! I was holding my breath underwater when Dan blew a Dirty Octopus at me!!!

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Between the Bells

Getting kicked in the nuts.

Bloke 1: That bird got me right between the bells, she did!

Bloke 2: Blimey!