meter maid

The lowest form of life on earth. These worthless moonfaced bitches cruise around issuing parking citations. They select this career as a means of getting back at a world of people with whom they could never have sex. They somehow manage to put even speed trap pigs to shame.

That dumpy meter maid sat in the parking lot all day-- like the waste of food she is-- issuing forty dollar citations for dumb bullshit. What a bitch!

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hulked over

Originating in the Midwest, this term means being pinched by the cops after rear-ending a vehicle they have already "hulked over," nearly clipping a patrol car in the process. In a general sense, it means the joyride is over. This part comes right before your drunkass gets hauled off to county.

Why did we just get hulked over? Angelo's going to jail!

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lake goo

Atypically run-down, low-rent houses found along the shores of small lakes. The term may also be used to insult residents of said houses. Lake goo is essentially trailer trash with a pontoon boat.

Jerry: "This sure is a pretty lake. But what's with the string of hillbilly huts?"
Bobby: "Where you've got lakes, you've got goo."
Jerry: "Lake goo? Let's get the hell out of here."

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