Lazy Susan

A household gadget, usually stored in a cupboard,which consists of a base and a circular table that spins, upon which ingredients and medicine are usually stored. Named after a probably fictional harlot back in the olden days of piracy, where sailors, pressed for time, would lay a prostitute down on the said contraption, and, to facilitate each man taking his turn, they'd rotate her to the next client, cutting time of the then-standard practice of assigning different rooms to different customers.

Hun', could you pass me one of those Tylenols? They're on the lazy susan.

She was turning tricks quickly as if she were on a lazy susan.

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hot doggin' it

Non-modest displaying or advertising of a personal accomplishment, religious creed, or political ideology, perhaps for an ulterior motive such as to further one's public career.

There's a lot of conservative people, a lot of moderate people--Republicans, Democrats--in Hollywood. It's just that conservative people by the nature of the word itself play it a little more close to vest. They don't go around hot doggin' it. {audience laughs and applauds enthusiastically} -- Clint Eastwood at the 2012 Republican National Convention in Tampa

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boyfriend chair

The chair at the bar next to the "staff chair" or otherwise closest to the bartender where the boyfriends of the bartenders often sit.

Johnny sits at the boyfriend chair once in a while just so the patrons know his girlfriend, the bartender, is taken.

curvasaurus

- a well-endowed woman with ample assets, a curvy woman. This is a reference to many extinct species of the clade Dinosauria. Even though dinosaurs were not mammals, and therefore did not have mammary glands (boobs), the reference is meant to invoke a being of large size, which was a characteristic of many well-known dinosaurs.

I was at the bar and I had a cup of water in front of me. I heard footsteps outside accompanied by ripples in my water. In comes a curvasaurus, bouncin' around, shakin' the floorboards.

curvasaurus

A curvy woman, typically applied to taller or otherwise bigger curvy girls. Reminiscent of the various extinct species of animals known as dinosaurs. Note: the term may be somewhat illogical because "saurus" is Latin for lizard, and curvy women are obviously mammals.

I was at the bar and I thought I heard footsteps outside. They shook the floorboards and I saw ripples in my drink. I knew something big was approaching. Then a curvasaurus barged through the door, bouncin' around all over the place.