spot job

When the old man is out of town and the little lady calls on an old bo for a quick boot knockin' session.

Tina called me to tell me her husband's out of town and now I got a spot job tonight.

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greasing the salamander

The act of rubbing sun screen or sun tan oil on a fat person.

He takes off his shirt and has his wife greasing the salamander before they hit the wave pool.