Stede

Gay mf who will shiver your timbers

"Stede thought he was heterosexual, until a big pirate bear showed him all 7 seas and plundered his booty"

Chungus

A very large, very rotund chode. Prolonged exposure may induce intense headaches and feelings of despair.

“Hot damn Colin, you got a chungus like a large juicy orange.”

Colin: “what are you, fucking gay?”

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