jedi mind trick

The mind trick is something used by Jedi's to persuade people to do things as they wish them to go. This is generally achieved by the Jedi waving his hand slowly in front of his face and speaking slowly and clearly what they would like the person to believe.

This is often used in jest for when you are trying to persuade someone of something and it isn’t going very well.

Guard: Do you have any identification?
Jedi: *waving hand* We do not need any identification.
Guard: You do not need any identification.

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-core

A Suffix that can be attached to a genera or word for one of two reasons

A) To make a new “sub-genera”

B) As a statement that you are of a certain group.

A) Emocore, Speedcore, Doomcore.

B) We are Coolcore/Cutecore/Smoothcore/Stupidcore

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Deathing it

This is another term used for when you are hit by The White Death after smoking too much pot.

Oh man! This guys totally deathing it!

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Wax Idiotic

A phrase that means talking about things that are boring/mundane/annoying.

"I had to sit there while they waxed idiotic"

"I don't mind talking him... but I feel like I have to wax Idiotic"

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The White Death

This is something that can happen when you smoke too much pot.

It is called this because when it happens you go white and start to look like a corpse

Last night I smoked to much and had a case of white death...

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Tdtf

Tdtf is the abbreviation of “too drunk to fuck” (originating from the Dead Kennedys song).

This is used as an expression that you have really had too much to drink (or that you are literally just too drunk to fuck)

"Man, Get me out of here, I'm tdtf!"

"sorry I'd love to go back to yours but I'm tdtf!"

(Please note these examples are more coherent than you’d probably get if the person is actually tdtf!)

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-ness

This word is used to put emphasis onto a word to make it into an adjective... or a more powerful adjective.

That reaks of coolness, She is the hotness, I am the Twiggness

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