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Jack Squat

The act of masturbating while crouched directly over the face of someone that is sleeping. Upon nearing completion, you let out a yell so the sleeping recipient wakes up in horror while you simultaneously finish.

Bill gave his girlfriend a Jack Squat during her evening nap, suffice to say they're not together anymore.

by The Squater April 25, 2019

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