baby gravy

Semen. Can be used in conjuncture with 'super duper' to describe when girls gets pregnant even though the man is wearing a condom. Twice...

"Jesus Sean, you have got some super duper baby gravy."
"Don't I fucking know it."

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bullets

Name for rock-hard nipples. Only attainable if girl is completely turned on.

"How did it go with Claire last night?"
"Brilliant, her nipples were bullets."

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gum fuck

Oral pleasure normally given by the older generation as they have no teeth.

"I heard that there Wayne Rooney loves a bit of a gum fuck off that old granny down the local brothel."

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loose cannon

A wild one. Someone who does not conform to the rest of society. A maverick. A guy who plays by his own rules and to hell with the consequences. Shows you what he can do.

JC - Ladies, let me show you what I can do.

Ladies - Wow. That John Clegg is one loose cannon.

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pires

Neatly trimmed vaginal hair approximately 1cm in width, barley covering her modesty. The name is taken from the thin strip of 'beard' as worn by Robert Pires of Arsenal.

"I went down on this girl last night."

"Mott like a wich's cat?"

"No, very nice, a little Pires."

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gaff

1. A mistake
2. Place of abode

1. "Anyway, he just tells his mum he just tripped up while his pants were round his ankles and just happened to fall on to the dog with his erect penis."

"What a gaff!"

2. "What you doin' you dirty little smack-head, comin' in my gaff, tootin' your gear? I'm gunna bust you up."

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bobby ball

One half of 'Cannon and Ball'. A born again Christian whose greatest exploit has to be the recording of Oldham Athletic's 1990 League Cup Final song 'We're the boys in Blue'. A twist on their earlier song that was on the soundtrack to their film of the same name that a lot of people have tried to forget.

"You're getting on my piggin' nerves," said Bobby Ball to Tommy Cannon.

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