dog and ducked

Cockney rhyming slang for fucked.

I was up all night getting jiggy wi' it. Today I'm absolutely dog and ducked.

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laters

What one says when you have just gone past a defender or 'skinned' them in a game of football (soccer).

"Laters," said Paul Gascoigne as he went past Colin Hendry.

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Ralgex rodeo

Doggy-style sex where 'Ralgex' or 'Deep Heat' is applied to the condom. Male member is well protected. The girl will not realise at first but hang on tight as it starts to burn. My pb is 42 seconds.

"Oooh, oooh, yes.... yesss. Hmmm is it getting hot in here?"
"Ralgex Rodeo!"
"Bastard! Not again!"
"Yeeeehah!"

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harpoon the whale

To have sex with a fat girl. Sometimes they are sweaty but always have blubber and a blow hole. Fat girls are just so grateful.

Jesus, did Nik harpoon the whale last night. She was so fat after he shot his bolt he had to roll over twice to get off her.

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love albatross

A person with an huge sexual appetite combined with an irresistable attractiveness to the opposite sex. Normally said with arms spread wide to denote an albatross's huge wingspan. First coined in 'Bottom' starring Ade Edmondson and Rik Mayall.

Take me now baby, I'm a love albatross.

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duff

English word for semen.

Last night I shot my duff right in her eye.

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roasting

Sexual act of two men and one girl. One guy in her mouth, one in vagina. Looks as though the girl is on a spit roast.

Lindsay was well up for Carlton and Titus to give her a serious roasting.

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