on the sniff

To be on the lookout for a sexual partner. Originates from the animal world where the male and female of a species will sniff each others' genitals before copulation.

"Where are you going tonight, love?"
"Out on the sniff, mum."
"Craig! Don't be rude."

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lettuce leaf

Plesantly shaped vaginal lips. Keith Burtons well proportioned.

"Come on Nik, I know it's our first night together but I really want you to take me to bed and lose me forever."

"Okay Ali, let the dog see the rabbit."

"Oh Nik, you say the sexiest things."

"Hmm. Nice lettuce leaf."

"Wow."

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keith burtons

Cockney rhyming slang for beef curtains. The area directly surrounding the entrance to the vagina.

That girl last night had keith burtons like a blood hound's face.

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Simon "bunny" webster

Also used to describe a cutting remark, generally received with no provocation what-so-ever.

Friend One, "You know, Jermaine Defoe is quite a good player."
Bunny, "Yeah, better than the sh*t you've got at Oldham."
Friend One, "Wooooo. Bunny got teeth!"

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two shakes of a lambs tail

Soon. Originally from areas in Yorkshire and Wales. Spread throughout the Southern Hemisphere in the nineteenth and twentieth centuries, mostly in parts of Australia and the whole of New Zealand.

Kiwi #1, "Hey bru, have you finished with that beautiful young sheep? Is it my turn yet?"
Kiwi #2, "Yeah cuz, just gimme two shakes of a lamb's tail to clean myself up here. Primo Flossy."

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sand dancing

The act of 'muscling in' on someone who is chatting to a member of the opposite sex. Generally happens at a bar. A friend of yours may be talking to an attractive person, you go up and start chatting with the two of them, shifting the whole dynamic of the conversation on to yourself. Chances are it will be your friend going home alone tonight.

Wow. That is some stunner Scott is chatting to. I must have her.

Out comes my bucket of sand. Scht scht scht scht.

Hi! Scott, who's this lovely lady?

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Moog

A derogatory term with no synthesiser links at all. Can be used in conjuncture with dog. A flabby, ugly person, normally with bad teeth and a face like a bulldog licking piss off stinging nettles.

Jesus, look at that bird over there, she got a face like a slapped arse! Fuckin' moog.

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