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A form of masturbation popular in the deep south of the USA, parts of Australia, Yorkshire and Shaw (see gorby).
Boy, you sure look like a hog, I wonder if you squeal like one. Sooooo-weeeee. Now play mah willy banjo.
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1. deoxiribosenucleic acid.
2. National Dyslexic Association.
1. All living things are determined by their DNA
2. I realised I was dyslexic when I went to a toga party dressed as a goat.
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One of the inbred natives of Shaw, near Oldham, UK. Features include varying numbers of fingers, toes, limbs and eyes. A 'Gorby Virgin' defined as someone faster than their uncle.
Royton Man #1, "I once went out with a girl from Shaw. She took me back to her house and said, 'This is me mam and sister'. There was only one person stood there."
Royton Man #2, "Fucking Gorbies."
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The last joint of the day. Shortened from 'bedtime bifter'.
"Come on Nick, time for bed."
"Yeah alright. Let me roll my bedtimer dude."
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Acronym for 'better from behind'. Used to describe a visually challenged woman. Instead of adopting a missionary position or the girl on top, take the female from behind so one does not have to look at her face.
"Hey Nik, what was Angie like last night?"
"Oooh. A bit of a bfb, mate. We started off with her on top but Little Nikky was not not impressed - he retreated into his shell. Flipped her over and no probs. A lot better from behind."
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Town in USA where a lot of robberies and kidnapping takes place.
The thief threatened the clerk at gunpoint and took all the money from the cash registers.
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Term used for someone of Scottish origin who takes a shine to someone when drunk and then does not leave their side for the rest of the night.
Sheâll only come out at night
The lean and hungry type
Nothing is new, Iâve seen her here before
Watching and waiting
Sheâs sitting with you but her eyes are on the door
Woo-oh here she comes
Watch out boy sheâll chew you up
Woo-oh here she comes
Sheâs a mclimpet.
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