gunpoint

Town in USA where a lot of robberies and kidnapping takes place.

The thief threatened the clerk at gunpoint and took all the money from the cash registers.

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mclimpet

Term used for someone of Scottish origin who takes a shine to someone when drunk and then does not leave their side for the rest of the night.

She’ll only come out at night
The lean and hungry type
Nothing is new, I’ve seen her here before
Watching and waiting
She’s sitting with you but her eyes are on the door

Woo-oh here she comes
Watch out boy she’ll chew you up
Woo-oh here she comes
She’s a mclimpet.

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butter my arse

Term said to a man when their partner wants to engage in anal sex and needs lubrication. Taken from the infamous 'Last Tango in Paris' scene.

"I'm on the blob tonight Archibold, you'll have to butter my arse if you want any."

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happy gilmore

Act of going from pleasant to irrationally violent in less time than it takes to say, "Have you seen Shooter McGavin?"
"No, why?"
"Because I'm going to beat the living piss out of him."

"I think you're great, Sean."

"Why thank you Scott. I think you and your mum are great too."

"WHADDYA MEAN YOU THINK MY MUM IS GREAT??"

"Woo down there Scott, don't go all Happy Gilmore on me."

"Yeah well you're a lousy kidergarten teacher. I've seen your finger paintings and they suck."

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golden paw

The act of enticing a partner (usually a girl as most men will do anyone/thing) to have sex with you when they have said no. Usually involves caressing, teasing (v. important), stroking, kissing, and general foreplay.

"So did you get anywhere with Lucinda?"

"Finally. It took a serious golden paw to do it."

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tarka

A type of Indian curry.

"I had a lovely chicken tarka last night."
"Don't you mean chicken tikka?"
"No, it's like chicken tikka but a little otter."

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Ralgex rodeo

Doggy-style sex where 'Ralgex' or 'Deep Heat' is applied to the condom. Male member is well protected. The girl will not realise at first but hang on tight as it starts to burn. My pb is 42 seconds.

"Oooh, oooh, yes.... yesss. Hmmm is it getting hot in here?"
"Ralgex Rodeo!"
"Bastard! Not again!"
"Yeeeehah!"

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