Mound Mites

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Cooties.
Pubic lice.
Related to butt mites.
What Obamaites will bring to the convention in Denver.

Guy 1: Are you doing Roscoe's grandma?

Guy 2: Yea boy! Nothin's tastier than vintage grundle fromunda sprinkled with Mexican mound mites.