shit hits the fan

Something that could, and would, happen at a G.G. Allin concert.

G.G. squatted down, produced, and delivered the goods at the consert...

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Skittlebrau

Drink invented by Homer Simpson. Consists of beer and Skittles.

Homer: "I'm feelin' low, Apu. You got any of that beer that has candy floating in it, you know, Skittlebrau?"
Apu: "Such a product does not exist, sir! You must have dreamed it."
Homer: "Oh. Well then just gimme a six-pack and a couple of bags of Skittles."

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beatwifer

A guy who beats his wife.

Many English football players are active beatwifers, especialy the ones from teams based in the London-area (Arsenal, Tottenham Hotspurs, Chelsea).

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two

The number that (usually) comes before three. Square root of four. Also the amount of people it takes to tango.

one two three four...

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Tango

A state of mind, aswell as a dance-style which is described as exotic and sensual.

I feel somewhat tango tonight.

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Gnatt

An annoying little (fictive) being that makes life especialy difficult for Croquet players as well as all life forms in general. The Gnatt is also very short tempered (see: hockey-temper) and can bite and claw any innocent passer-by to death. No gnatts have been properly documented, but they can resemble an angry lepricorn. Can also be used as a word for anything negative or as an insult.

Anything/Anyone small and annoying is a gnatt or simply just gnatt.

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gee wizz

a)An expression used when impressed, overwhelmed, shocked. Similar to "wow!" and "Oh golly-gosh!". Usually followed by an exclamation mark (!).

b) The urine of a gangster.

a)
Girl: "Wanna get lucky, little boy?"
Guy: "Gee Wizz! It's my lucky day today!"

b)
The carpet was soaked with gee-wizz.

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