Caramel-Covered Apple

Balling your hand up into a fist so tight that it turns red and then punching your partner in the stomach so hard he/she shits herself, proceeding then to roll your red hand in the feces-filled underpants so that it looks like an apple covered in caramel or chocolate depending on what the person ate.

"Girl, why you holding your stomach? You pregnant? And what's that smell?"
"Ugh, my boyfriend treated himself to a caramel-covered apple just before you arrived."
"Sounds tasty. Can I have one?"
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