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A Nigero bigero is essentially just a giant black person. It doesnât matter if the person is huge as in fat, or huge as in buff.
For example, Big Smoke is a nigero bigero because heâs black, and huge.
Guy: Dude look! Itâs a nigero bigero!
Other guy: DANG LOOK AT THAT POSITIVELY HUGE BLACK PERSON!
Everyone: *Looks in awe at the nigero bigero*
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Bames Jond is having a stromk, call the bondulonce.
A giant bump that you hit with a bible to cure. Commonly found in the Wild West.
Looks like ol davie got himself a bible bump again.
Dear urban dictionary mods: sorry if this is kinda offensive, I donât mean it that way. I have black friends. I worked really hard on this so please donât take it down, Mwah.
Alright kids, imma tell you a story. This doesnât really belong on the urban dictionary but at the same time I couldnât think of a better place for it. I first heard this story at the deer lease so those faint of heart should not read on. Thank you for reading, I give you âThe Black Afterlifeâ.
Once upon a time there were three black kids. These black kids were looking for forgiveness for their ratchet and awful sins one day and stumbled upon a preacher. The preacher said that they needed Jesus, so they went off to find him. They arrived at the pearly gates and saint peter told them to wait a second so he could ask Jesus if it was okay to let them in. Jesus said to saint peter, âI told you that all men, white, black, Mexican, Asian, and Native American were created equal. Let them in.â Saint peter went back to the gates and saw that they were gone. He went back to Jesus and told him the news. Jesus asked âWho? The black people?â And saint peter said âNo, the pearly gates!â
Thank you for reading!!! Also sorry to the mods if this isnât really a definition. I couldâve posted this on Reddit or something but I donât think the fan base likes offensive stuff like this as much as the urban dictionary. Please donât take it down!
Sincerely,
The Texan Pennsylvanian.
Have you heard of the black afterlife?
Meme lord on YouTube
Kmlkmljkl, if you read this, shout me out. Mwah
Dude1. Did you see kmlkmljkl, he made a video
Dude2. Shut up normie
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Ok, letâs say someone asks you if they can have a samwich. If you donât feel like making a samwich for them, just tell them that they can. This will give them a false sense of security for about ten seconds until they realize that you have only let them know that they are capable of having a samwich, and are in fact not going to make them a samwich.
Guy sitting at food table: Hey waiter! Can I have some queso?
Waiter: yes you can
Guy sitting at food table: k thanks
Waiter: *walks off, never to be seen again
Guy sitting at food table: *fucking dies
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