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Ok, letâs say someone asks you if they can have a samwich. If you donât feel like making a samwich for them, just tell them that they can. This will give them a false sense of security for about ten seconds until they realize that you have only let them know that they are capable of having a samwich, and are in fact not going to make them a samwich.
Guy sitting at food table: Hey waiter! Can I have some queso?
Waiter: yes you can
Guy sitting at food table: k thanks
Waiter: *walks off, never to be seen again
Guy sitting at food table: *fucking dies
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When youâre at a stop light and the light goes red to the green
We got that red to the muh-fugging green, if you know what the phuck I mean.
Red to the green in the mean machine.
Keep on talking like a meme machine.
Etc
Shit remission: medical term. When you have to take a giant shit but you have to hold it for so long that the density of the shit becomes greater than the carbon of a dead star. This results in shit remission, a state where the shitter no longer feels the urge to shit. Eventually the shitter forces it out, often times naturally, and then they regain the normal function of the bowels.
âMan I had to take a shit but itâs just gone now. what happened?â
âOh dude you just got shit remission. Youâll be fine.â
Amigo, gringo, and negro. Pertains to someone who is a mixed breed between black, hispanic, and white. Also amigro.
The white guy, black guy, and hispanic guy, where trading crack with the amigringro out of his spray painted blue Ford Expedition with Lincoln logos on it until the feds jumped them.
Firstly, I canât believe you dipshits didnât have pet Russian on here. Basically, pet Russian likes to play with Russian weapons, squat, sustain himself off ammunition etc. he Was a large meme through late 2019 to pretty much right now. So the joke is you say come here my pet Russian, and it like squat runs up to you and wants ammo. As in...
Guy: COME HEEERREEE MY PET RUSSIAN
Pet Russian: *squat runs up to you, AK47 in hand and begs for 7.62
Gonna be honest I really donât know what rare vine means. I think people just use it for clickbait
Rare vines I watch when Iâm in someoneâs attic.