The Blind Gummies

The Blind Munchies as experienced by a person, usually a senior, who needs but does not have serviceable dentures.

Man, I got such a serious case of The Blind Gummies on my 70th that I hit up the 7-11 for all of its chips.

Couldofism

The practice of minimizing exceptional achievement(s) by asserting that there is a more worthy endeavor in need of financial support.

Billionaires have invested untold millions in personal treasure to promote space tourism, but couldofism had critics saying there are more worthy causes.