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To smell the seat where a woman was sitting.
1) I lost my gym membership for snarphing the equipment.
2) I go to bingo night at the senior center to get my snarph on.
Shiting one's self while seated
Don't mind me I'm just smashing grapes.
Crying in the remeberance of someone else's pain.
His friends would come by and have a beer while he had his traditional ex-girlfriend crybute.