To smell the seat where a woman was sitting.
1) I lost my gym membership for snarphing the equipment.
2) I go to bingo night at the senior center to get my snarph on.
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Shiting one's self while seated
Don't mind me I'm just smashing grapes.
Crying in the remeberance of someone else's pain.
His friends would come by and have a beer while he had his traditional ex-girlfriend crybute.