Indian Food

The most awesome food in all of existance. Comes from India, which is awesomeness compacted into a country. Food there is made with innumerable delicious spices and is incredibly tasty and wonderfully aromatic. Secret ingredients routinely include liquid amazingness and powdered incredibleness, with a garnish of leaves from the fantastic plant.

Cannot be made properly (even a fraction as good as real Indian food) outside India, because of the lack of sheer awesomeness.

> Chuck Norris learnt how to Roundhouse kick only after eating Indian food.

> Barrack Obama powered his campaign with Indian food.

> Jesus Christ learnt how to perform miracles after eating Indian food.

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