Take the hobbits to isenguard

Noun - (To) take the Hobbits to Isenguard means either
1) To take a shit in a toilet
2) To make love, get laid. Usually, vaginal intercourse is the main method of penetration while taking the hobbits to Isenguard. The love-making session is usually sustained over a longer period of time.

1)
"Awh, man, BRB, I'm going to take the hobbits to Isenguard."

2)
Sam: "What are you doing this evening, Gerry?"
Gerry: "I'm going to take the hobbits to Isenguard tonight with Cass."
Sam: "Niiiiiiice."

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Basturd

1) Misspelling of bastard
2) A word that combines the words bastard and turd - usually used to insult someone.

1) Xx_Lolfagdouche_xX says: OmFg u HAx0rin basturdz!
2) When we were larping last night, Geroge kicked me in the balls. The basturd.

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