Ez Showerin'

When you wash your hair by kneeling your head in the shower,but keep your clothes on for ez access, because showers suck ball and it's way quicker.

My hair was nasty, so I put some shampoo in my hair and did some ez showerin', and within a minute my hair was great!

Zimbobsessed

To have a crippling addiction to Zimbabwe and to wish to be one of their people, alongside dreaming to have intercourse with Mugabe.

I took a single glance at the gem of Zimbabwe in Africa, and became Zimbobsessed with the country and Mugabe, later I got sexually aroused looking at a map of Africa.