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When you bust in someone's hand when they are sleeping, and then tickle their nose with your cock. They will go to scratch their face, and slap themself with cum.
"Let's have a sleepover with Eric, so we can give him a proper cum slumber.
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When you're getting road head and come to the realization that it is so awful, you would rather sacrifice yourself and save the embarrassment of finishing. So you politely, yet firmly ask the giver to grab the wheel for a second. It is at this point whilst she grabs the wheel that you casually life the lock on the door and dive the fuck out.
Eric's car was stolen last night after he performed the fabled reverse tumbleweed. Afterwords he was rumored to have said it was a better fate.
When in a pillow fight, you must rapidly and fiercely fire an ejaculation on your pillow and then smack your opponent in the face with said pillow. Then, you must say, in a boston accent, "That's how we party in Boston, bitch!"
"When Eric was sleeping the other night, we woke him up with a good ole' boston creme party."
"I totally invited that bitch to a boston creme party yesterday."
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