The Owain’s Kebab

When a fatass kebab-eating cunt is shagging his bird and he thinks about food, gets hungry and thinks her clit is a kebab. He then proceeds to bit it vigorously until she bleeds and drinks it.

Guy 1: Yo, I gave my bird The Owain’s Kebab last night
Guy 2: Fucking virgin

the thrift shop

When a malnourished male teenager tries to have sexual intercourse with a virgin and the male proceeds to insert his penis into the female's vagina, takes the female's virginity and then cries afterwards because it hurt

Guy 1) Hey! Just had sex last night. The girl had her first time with me

Guy 2) The girl told me that you did The Thrift Shop to her. Lol

Guy 1) Fuck that hoe

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