Callum's Car

A wannabe boy racer mobile, made with precise German engineering and covered in protein based seat stains, primarily used for the attempted collection of chavets who have not been able to get a space in a "noncing corsa" at McDonald's car park.

Have you seen the state of Callum's car again, it's getting more and more like that fake taxi each week with the amount of stains in the seats

Technician Elvis

An engineer that only appears to put on a show with special lighting and equipment.

However if everything is not to their liking the king turns into a queen and they go back to there trailer for another 3 months before coming back to put on another show.

Hey is technician Elvis in tonight?

Nah the cleaners moved his keyboard so he's took a massive shit fit and went home again.

Fabio Lumberjack of Hotness

A small Brazillian man (boy) who thinks he is a god when it comes to women, drinking and powerlifting. While in fact he would be more suited as an Oompa Loompa being pegged by a weeb.

Fabio Lumberjack of Hotness, nah more like midget man and his little chopper of cheese

Liam's cases

Cases worked so badly that even Stevie Wonder can see how bad they are.

Also the technical equivalent to aids

Employee : Aw for fucks sake is he off again.
Boss: What's up?
Employee: You know what's up you prick I've got Liam's cases
Boss: Girly giggle (from a bloke)
Employee: Twat