vietnamese

Closet perverts with a fondness for hard liquor.

Friend: Hey are you coming to my birthday party?
Typical Vietnamese such as myself: Is there gonna be porn and booze?

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nerh

Cute, slurred, not-quite-sober way of saying "no" that V is fond of. Often accompanied with a smile.

Friend: Can I have some booze?
V: Nerh!

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teh fuck?

Something uttered while you're utterly confused.

Jo: "I'm pregnant with Ashey's baby."
V: "... teh fuck?

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lyke z0mg no wai!!

Phrase used to make fun of clueless noob teenyboppers. Must contain two Is or two exclamation points, but not both.

Noob: teh skyy iz blu.
Pro: lyke z0mg no wai!!

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lmoo

"Laughing My Ovaries Out"

A phrase coined by V and defined by Martha. Long story short, V has a way of speaking where she likes to stretch words and make them sound funny. LMAO becomes lmoo, no becomes nerh, yes becomes yesh, and so on and so forth.

Obviously, it only makes sense when said by a female, but it's oh so amusing when said by a male.

B: Let's go knife some hoes.
V: LMOO!

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