Wankerchief

After a wank culminating in ejaculation, a male may choose to use a wankerchief to mop up any mess, mainly that of semen.

"Do you have a spare wankerchief?"
"Sure, it's a little crusty but you can use it"

"Shit, what do I do now?"
"You need to get yourself a wankerchief"

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