My George

A rare demure five foot two and a half inch pocket Venus belonging to The Tom. Renowned for it's kindness to kitties, and love for elephants. Fierce when provoked or if USC loses a football game to Stanford.

Random guy: "dude, check out that hottie!"

The Tom: "walk away ass clown, that's My George"

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Duffle bag drag

Military slang that describes someone in the act of walking away after being booted from a tough course like Airborne or Ranger School. The person is humiliated and drags his duffle bag full of kit along the ground behind him. A sobering sight to those still in the course.

Ranger instructor: "half of you won't pass the PT test this morning and will be doing the duffle bag drag before chow."

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Non-drinking thinking

Serious and clear headed study of a tough problem that must be solved.

I need to do some non-drinking thinking before I get another tattoo.