Golden Retriever

A significant other that is easygoing and makes it fairly simple to maintain a happy and fulfilling relationship. Hence the reasoning why it is similar to having a golden retriever.

My boyfriend was explaining how it is so nice to be with me as I am so easy to keep happy. Enjoying the positive comments I asked him to elaborate and he then advised that I only required really good sleep, plenty to eat, and really nice walks to which I realized I was essentially a golden retriever.

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Pale Ale

Pale Ale is an alternate term or nickname for someone that has a light skin complexion. Examples include the typical white person, light complected Asians, and white passing darkies.

I’ve totally seen plenty of pale ales that look just like that, Dude!

Oh Jessica! Yeah she’s a cute pale ale and I’d totally tap that ass!

Pale Ale

Pale Ale is an alternate term or nickname for someone that has a light skin complexion. Examples include the typical white person, light complected Asians, and white passing darkies.

I’ve totally seen plenty of pale ales that look just like that, Dude!

Oh Jessica! Yeah she’s a cute pale ale and I’d totally tap that ass!