Disco Bum

When, after taking a shit in a nightclub, one returns to the dance floor, has a little boogie but then needs to return to the bathroom for a tactical wipe

Stephen took a shit last night in the club but after five minutes of dancing had to return to the crapper for a re-wipe because he had disco bum.

Roller Fanny

After roller-skating for an hour plus..... Roller Fanny is the cheesy chaffe between your legs

What a great skim but I have some strong roller Fanny kicking up right now