thrombosis

The formation of a clot (a.k.a. thrombus) within a blood vessel thereby restricting the flow of blood.

Wilford Brimley got a deep venous thrombosis due to inactivity during an international flight. Lets hope he doesn't get a pulmonary embolism.

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pseudocyesis

1. (pr. soo-dough-sigh-ee-suss) A psychiatric condion whereby the individual believes falsely that they are pregnant. Occurs in both men and women, patients often manifest symptoms of being pregnant.

I just removed a pillow from Mrs. Smith's shirt. I think she is suffering from psuedocyesis.

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Kyle Gass

The Yin to Jack Black's Yang in the greatest rock band ever concieved and together the two are called: Tenacious D. The man with the golden fingers, the man who wears sweat pants during performances, the man who can kill a Yak from 200 yards away... with mind bullets!
The man with the power... to move you.

Jack Black: Kyle, if I was in a wheelchair, would you visit me? Feed me? Brush my teeth?
Kyle Gass: Yes.
JB: Would you read to me?
KG: Why couldn't you read?
JB: Just don't want to.
KG: Yes.
JB: Would you take a bullet for me?
KG: No.

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Brutus

slang. Object having shape of erect penis. Used for sexual stimulation by men and women. Often the device is powered electronically to produce vibration to enhance sexual stimulation.

syn. Dildo, dong, phallus, vibrator, vibe, wood, pleasure stick, pocket rocket.

Alas poor Brutus, your batteries have run out.

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velvet wallet

The hair circumbscribed orifice often found between the legs of the female sex.

syn: vagina, spam purse, gash

I deposited my wad in my sister's velvet wallet.

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targets

A glib term used by submariners to describe all other ships that merely float on the surface of the water.

Submariner: What do you call the boats in the Pacific Navy fleet that are about to head out to sea?

Master Chief: Targets.

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coccyx

1. (pr. cock-six) Medical term for tailbone. Small triangular bone found at the base of the spine. The number of sections in normal humans vary from 1-3.

I was doing some backyard wrestlingand when I jumped off my roof I broke my coccyx.

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