Darragh Lynch

Kicks ass!

First recording of this name date back to 3000BC when the egyptian king Elvis II attempted to prevent Darragh passing through his empire. A gigantic war began between the Kings 10million strong army and Darragh (assisted by close ally Chucky Norris I - ancestor of living legend & all round superhuman Chuck Norris). Together Darragh & Chucky burried all 10million troops and king Elvis II under mountains of rocks, today known as The Pyramids. These pyramids were then used to host the Skateboarding World Championships 3000BC - won by, you guessed it, Darragh.

Darragh Lynch

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