Canada's History

Like the history of Moosing, Canada's History is a beaver dense story of like the act of breeding geese, beavers and a Canadian. It is commonly practiced by the people of America's Hat and is shunned by the rest of the body. Started in 1867 when America's Hat was made, the acts caused some of the following events: Bigfoot, Swine Flu (or H1N1 whatever you like,) super herpes, Russian crabs, and hairy feathers in lung syndrome. Not much else it know.

I left that bar when I saw "Canada's History" on a table.

No one wants to learn about "Canada's History".

Schools expel children who try to learn about "Canada's History" in class.

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