algebra

how your past middle school teacher can get back at you in high school

Chris asks for directions(Family Guy)

Man gives directions:
"Ok now what'choo gonna do, you go down the road past the Johnson's place. There you'll find two roads. One parallel and one perpendicular. Now keep going until you find a highway that bisections at a 45 degree angle. Solve for x"

*chris thumbsucks*

...isn't algebra useless?

Annoying

The word girls use to describe boys when they're being cute

Boy does something nice for girl. Girl replies "ur so annoying!"