Turd Nazi

1. A person who is so evil, you think of both turds and nazis just by seeing them.

2. An exclamation used to express extreme aggrivation.

ex 1. Oh god, here comes Derrick, he's such a Turd Nazi.

ex 2. *After you have been at work for over half an hour, you realize you've left the stove on* "TURD NAZI!"

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Scratchgasm

The feeling a man gets when he first wakes up in the morning and scratches his ball sac.

I knew today today was going to be a great one right after I had my scratchgasm.

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Pulled Pork Sandwich

When you slather barbeque sauce on your penis and use it as lubricant while you have anal sex, then when you reach completion, ejaculate in between your partner's butt cheeks.

I had at least 3 bottles of barbeque sauce left after the cook out, good thing my girlfriend was up for a pulled pork sandwich.

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