QAS

QAS or Quivering Anus Syndrome. The stress related affliction when an individual's anus quivers uncontrollably immediately prior to or during a highly pressurized or nerve-wrecking situation. As the individual is under duress the anus quivering may lead to body spasms or verbalizations of the stressed individual's mindset. Extreme cases lead to a phenomenon known as rectal resonance (RR), manifestations of RR often include involuntary feces expulsion and can be highly amusing/unpleasant/pleasant for bystanders. QAS is a reckonisable condition and can be likened to, but is not the same as 'Shitting one's pants in fear".

"Before that test I totally had the worst QAS man".

"The whole date I had QAS, and when she began to blow me back at my place, I totally got RR and shat all over her".

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DDS

DDS or Dump Denial Syndrome. A common affliction amongst the lazy and hygiene-flexible populace. Occurs when the expulsion of feces is imminent, but the affected party chooses to dismiss this reality. Can lead to rectal discomfort, elevated blood pressure and in rare cases, arousal.

"Dude you're so red-in-the-face, DDS at all?"

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