lover and a king

a girl's version of gentleman and a scholar. If your woman calls you this, it's time to go hard or go home. An egregiously high compliment.

Man: "My love, I'd rather freeze and die than you suffer this chilly weather! Take my coat"

Woman: "You are a lover and a king."

Man: "Score."

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Granville, OH

mankind's premier experiment in eugenics and statism, conveniently located about 30 minutes from Columbus, OH. Known for laws that bar you from repainting your house, wearing non-designer clothes, trying to start a business, trying to close a business, being poor, being black, or generally doing anything that wouldn't normally be done in the antebellum South. Not surprisingly, the town leans Democrat.

Worthington: "My dear chap, thanks for the coffee! Do you happen to live in this Village of Granville, OH?"

Joe: "I'm actually from Newark."

Worthington: "Slave trash." (spit on Joe)

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