Half-Baked

A person who is not quite right either bodily, mentally or both due to having older parents. This can be caused specifically by a fathers old manky sperm.

Due to Susans' dad being so old when he got her mum pregnant, she came out Half-Baked, with a wonky eye and a limp.
She also couldnt add up or read until she was 12.

Chubby Rhino

Someone who thinks they are a unique and special unicorn when really they are nothing of the sort.

She thinks she's so special, a real unicorn. She's just a chubby rhino

Glitter Tits

A woman whose breasts dont really need the support of a bra as they shine on their own. Like glitter

Heh Glitter Tits hows it going?