Uncle Searcher

This title is awarded to anyone who, after years of searching, finally finds someone's long lost uncle using advanced radar technology from the CIA. If not performed correctly, you can triangulate the position of the wrong uncle, which can be catastrophic. It takes dedication, perseverance, and flexibility to triangulate someone's uncle. Only few men in the galaxy are capable of such a task.

As an uncle searcher, I found my friend's Uncle Sam, who had been missing for over 20 years. I am now a national hero, running for President in 2020.

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