Israeled

Stealing something that isn't for you, and then play the victim 7/24, oh also to remain everyone about fake genocides that happened to your kind in the past like the Holocaust.

Person 1: dude, Israel israeled Palestine.
Person 2: dude, did you forget what happened in the Holocaust, again?
Person 1: yeah, because it's fake.

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Ununderstandability

un'un′der·stand′a·bil′i·ty
- The ability to ununderstand things.

A: Man, how could you forget these simple rules in just a second, you got a problem or anything?
B: I didn't forget them, I just used my ununderstandability.
A: Your what? I... I don't care, I just can't stand your tomfoolery anymore...
B: If you can't 'stand' it, than 'set' on your chair man.
A: You know what? I'm done, deal with your problems alone, I couldn't care less!