ebaytionshit

A relationship initiated at an online dating or casual sex site turned very, very bad.

Alternatively, a former romantic partner from an online dating or casual sex site whom is now despised.

"Oh, Tammy. That Faceboink quickly turned in to an ebaytionshit."

"That little ebaytionshit gave me herpes!"

Weaponized Butt Juice

Incredibly foul smelling discharge from a dog's anal sac which has been weaponized by applying said secretion to a piece of fabric or furniture and placing the annointed fabric or furniture in the victims car/office/bedroom. Otherwise known as WBJ.

Yo, Edie is in the bathroom ralphing up lunch. What's up with that?

Someone put Weaponized Butt Juice on her kerchief and when she went to blow her nose she got too big of a whiff.

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ebaytionship

A relationship initiated at an online dating or casual sex website.

“I’d like to get together for dinner but at the moment I’m in an ebaytionship.”

Oh? That ebaytionship ended and turned into an ebaytionshit.”

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